Arrr! Captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be settin' sail to keelhaul 600 scallywags from the federal health crew!
2024-11-12
Arrr, mateys! At a swashbucklin’ shindig in Arizona, the scallywag Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be claimin’ he’d keelhaul 600 souls from the NIH on the very first mornin’ of Trump’s next reign! That landlubber’s got a bone to pick with ‘em, and he be lovin’ the thought of makin’ ‘em walk the plank!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for the tale from the sands of Arizona be one for the ages! Last week, the scallywag known as Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an infamous anti-vaccine buccaneer and a matey of the notorious Donald Trump, proclaimed he’d unleash a storm upon the National Institutes of Health! Aye, on the very first dawn of a new Trump reign, he be claimin’ he’d hoist the black flag and fire 600 souls from their posts!This band of landlubbers at the NIH be the bane of our jolly roger-flyin’ friend, and he be savorin’ the thought of their downfall like a pirate with a chest o’ gold! Despite not knowin’ his own role in this ship of state, he be talkin’ big, like a captain who’s had too much grog! Arr, it seems our matey Kennedy be itchin’ for a bit o’ vengeance against those he believes be throwin' a wrench in his grand plans.
So there ye have it, me mateys! A promise of retribution and a hearty dose of bluster, all while the wind of political change be blowin' fierce! What say ye? Will the seas be calmer, or will this be the start of a raucous new adventure? Only time will tell, savvy?