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Arrr, Trump be thinkin' of makin' a crew to toss out the old sea dogs in uniform!

2024-11-12

Arrr matey! The Trump crew be ponderin' a decree to form a “warrior board” o' old sea dogs, ready to toss out any brass hats found lacking in the grit fer command! If the captain gives the nod, we might see some high-flyin' officers walkin' the plank! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a swashbucklin’ scheme from the landlubber known as Trump! Aye, the fella be ponderin’ a grand decree to summon a crew of retired sea dogs, or as they calls 'em, military brass, to form a “warrior board.” This be no ordinary board, mind ye! Nay, this be a council of salty generals who’ll be changin' the tides of leadership in the fleet!

With a stroke o’ the quill, if this madcap scheme be approved, these old sea wolves will have the power to scrutinize the likes of three- and four-star officers and send any scallywags packin’ if they be found wanting in the art of command. Aye, they’ll be lookin’ fer the finest qualities fit fer a captain, and if ye don’t measure up, ye might just find yerself walkin’ the plank!

So, if ye be a general not up to snuff, beware! The warrior board be comin’ fer ye, faster than a cannonball shot from a galleon! 'Tis a wild adventure in the high seas of military politics, where the only treasure to be found be a proper leader fit to sail the ship of state! Raise yer glasses, me hearties, to this merry madness!

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