"Arrr! Jill Biden be givin' Kamala the ol' cold shoulder, and the scallywags o' social media be abuzzin'!"
2024-11-12
Arrr, the scallywags o' the social seas be sayin’ that Jill Biden turned her gaze from Vice President Harris while they be sittin’ at Arlington, payin’ tribute to brave souls on Veterans’ Day! Aye, it be a sight fit for a jolly tavern tale, full o’ side-eyes and mischief!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of icy receptions and cold shoulders fit fer a fine sea captain! It be said that during a solemn day at Arlington Cemetery, the fair first lady, Jill Biden, did give Vice President Kamala Harris the old heave-ho, like a landlubber tossed from a ship!As the good Vice President and her matey, Douglas Emhoff, approached their seats, they greeted all hands on deck—except fer the frosty first lady, who seemed to be lookin’ straight ahead through her dark spectacles, as if spyin' for enemy ships!
Rumors be abound that Jill harbors a disdain as deep as Davy Jones' locker for Kamala, with commentators throwin' fuel on the fire, likin’ the situation to two rival sirens fightin' fer the treasure of a handsome sailor! Even the Italian press caught wind of the frosty exchange, claimin' it made for a less-than-jolly climate in the good ol' U.S. of A!
And yet, despite the sea of awkwardness, the first lady did muster a warm greeting fer Emhoff, leavin' many to ponder if someone be stirrin' the pot in their crew. So, as the winds of politics shift, we wonder if the tides be turnin’ in this here Democratic crew! Avast, what a sight to behold!