Arrr, the Archbishop of Canterbury be walkin’ the plank over a scandal thicker than a treasure map, matey!
2024-11-13
Avast, me hearties! Captain Justin Welby, the head o’ 85 million Anglicans, be throwin’ in the towel, just days after a scallywag report said he be slackin' on the abuse claims! Looks like the good ship Anglican be needin’ a new captain, savvy? Arrr!
Ahoy there, ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye news from the high seas of the Anglican realm! It be none other than Captain Justin Welby, the grand captain of 85 million souls sailin’ under the Anglican flag, who has decided to hoist the white flag of surrender! Aye, just days after a mighty report washed ashore, claimin’ he did naught but twiddle his thumbs ‘bout grievous tales of abuse, he be throwin’ in the towel!