The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, aid’s as scarce in Gaza as treasure on a ghost ship, even with Uncle Sam’s loud squawkin’ at Israel!

2024-11-13

Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be givin’ Israel a full month to up the treasure flow, lest they be warned o’ the meager booty tricklin’ into Gaza last month—a pitiful sight fer a scallywag! Time to hoist the sails and fill the holds, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! The Biden crew, bless their jolly hearts, be givin’ Israel a mere thirty days to hoist the sails and send forth a bountiful flow o’ aid like a ship laden with treasure! Aye, they be warnin’ that the aid shipments to Gaza in the month of September had sunk lower than a shipwrecked vessel on the ocean floor!

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