The Booty Report

Arrr matey! The Crown be fixin' to bilge-slap tech scallywags fer sellin' cannonades on the interwebs!

2024-11-13

Arrr, to put a stop to the knife-wieldin’ ruffians, the landlubbers in power be makin’ tech scallywags walk the plank for shady sales on their ships, a grand twist to the rules of the digital seas! Avast, me hearties, let’s see who’s left standin’ after this storm!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the landlubber government makin' waves in the treacherous waters of knife crime! Aye, they be proposin' to hoist the sails of accountability upon the fine tech company officers, makin’ ‘em responsible for any scallywag sellin’ sharp cutlery on their platforms. Blimey!

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