Arrr! Trump’s roping in Musk and Ramaswamy to cleave the gub'ment like a fine rum. Avast, what a merry crew!
2024-11-13
Arrr, mateys! How doth one cleave and carve up the federal fleet? Why, by summonin’ two swashbucklin’ tycoons! Captain Trump be callin’ on Elon the Starship Wizard and Vivek the Pill Peddler to helm the Department o’ Government Efficiency, savvy? Aye, a fine crew for a grand adventure!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be spillin' the beans on a most peculiar tale from the high seas of politics! Aye, if ye be President-elect Donald J. Trump, what be yer plan fer slashin’ and a-cutting the grand ol’ federal government? Why, ye turn to the likes of two scallywags with gold aplenty: the shipwright of spaceships and electric chariots, one Elon Musk, and a former pill-peddler turned presidential rival, Vivek Ramaswamy!On the day of reckoning, the Trumpster declared these fine lads be takin' the helm of a new contraption called the Department of Government Efficiency. Aye, it be soundin' like a ship’s crew set to streamline the riggin’ and lighten the load! With Musk’s knack for launchin’ contraptions into the heavens and Ramaswamy’s savvy with shiny coins, they be ready to reshape the very bones of the federal beast!
So, hoist yer sails and prepare fer a jolly venture into a land where bureaucracy be turned upside down, and the government be run like a well-oiled ship—fast, efficient, and full of treasure! Just beware, mateys, for such a voyage be not without its storms and raucous laughter! Yarrr!