The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the captain of HBO be sayin’, “I’d rather all ye scallywags play nice than fight like krakens!”

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! Even the sturdiest ship can toss 'n turn in a tempest! Aye, any union can face a squall or two, so batten down the hatches 'n keep a weather eye on yer partner, lest ye both be walkin' the plank of mischief! Savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the treacherous seas of matrimony! Aye, every ship o' love be sailin' smooth at first, with the wind at yer back and the stars alignin' just right. But beware! For even the finest vessels can find themselves in tempestuous waters, tossin' and turnin' like a wayward sea turtle! Arrr!

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