Arrr! The Israeli court be laughin' in Netanyahu's face, sayin' "Nay, ye can’t delay yer trial, matey!"
2024-11-13
Arrr, the court be sayin' that Captain Netanyahu must face the music on the second day of December! Aye, this trial be draggin' on longer than a three-masted ship in a calm sea—over four years, me hearties! Let’s hope he remembers his sea legs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubber courts of Israel! Aye, the grand captain of the ship known as the government, one Benjamin Netanyahu, be summoned to face the stern judges on the second day of December, a date that be markin’ a momentous occasion in this long sailin' trial that be stretchin’ longer than a kraken’s tentacle!Four long years, ye say? Aye, 'tis a saga that makes even the most patient of sea dogs grow a beard as white as the froth on a stormy sea! The court hath ruled, and it be no mere scallywag decision—this be a matter of honor, or perhaps a matter of a treasure chest of trouble! The good captain must step forth and defend his tale, like a pirate settin’ sail into uncharted waters, ready to face the tempest of accusations!
So mark yer calendars, ye buccaneers, for this be a day where we witness the captain squirm under the watchful eyes of the court as he spins his yarns, hopin’ to keep his ship afloat amidst the waves of justice! Will he emerge victorious, or will he find himself walkin’ the plank of disgrace? Time will tell, but methinks it’ll be a sight worth watchin’! Arrr!