The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

2024-11-13

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of two scallywags, Mike Huckabee and Steven Witkoff, who be makin’ waves in the treacherous seas o’ politics! These salty sea dogs be shoutin’ their love fer the land o’ Israel, like a pirate shoutin’ fer his buried treasure. Aye, Huckabee be a former governor, a true swashbuckler o’ the South, spoutin’ his pro-Israel sentiments with the fervor of a captain raisin’ a Jolly Roger flag on a fine mornin’!

Then we have Witkoff, a landlubber o’ high finance and real estate, chartin’ a course through the murky waters of the Middle East with his gold doubloons in hand. He be a crafty mate, savvy and shrewd, lookin’ to curry favor with the mighty Donald Trump, the captain o’ the ship of state! Together, they be settin’ sail on a course that could change the tides in the region, striking deals faster than a cannonball flyin’ from the barrel!

So, hoist yer sails and hold onto yer hats, fer these two be a pair o’ brigands ready to steer the ship o’ U.S. foreign policy into uncharted waters, all in the name of supportin’ Israel! And who knows, maybe they’ll find a treasure chest or two along the way! Yarrr!

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