The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

2024-11-13

Arrr, mateys! Captain Daniel Goldman of New York be settin' sail to drop a new parchment, sayin’ that even if a scallywag be takin’ a break, he can’t hoist the Jolly Roger for more than two terms! Aye, the Constitution be clearer than a calm sea!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale to spin about a landlubber named Representative Daniel Goldman from the fair shores of New York! This scallywag be plotin' to hoist a resolution that be makin' it crystal clear to all ye land-dwellin' scallywags that the mighty Constitution's two-term limit fer presidents be as straight as a pirate's cutlass!

Goldman be sayin’ that it don’t matter if a captain sails the seas of power in consecutive voyages or be takin’ a wee break between them; once ye hoist the Jolly Roger twice, ye be done! No more plunderin’ of the presidency fer ye! Aye, he be lookin' to set the record straight, lest the high seas of politics be cluttered with scallywags thinkin' they can roam free like a ghost ship after a two-term jaunt.

So, raise a tankard o' rum fer this brave soul who be standin' tall against the tide o' confusion! Let the winds of clarity blow through the halls of governance! Two terms, me mateys, whether they be back-to-back or in some jolly ol’ staggered fashion, be the rule. And that be no tall tale, just a fine way to keep our ship-shape Republic sailin’ smooth, savvy?

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