Arrr! John Thune from South Dakota be claimin' the captain's chair as the Senate's head honcho! Avast, me hearty!
2024-11-13
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous waters of the Senate! The valiant Captain John Thune, hailing from the fair land of South Dakota, be havin’ a grand ol’ time as he sails through the stormy seas o’ politics. He faced a rugged scallywag by the name of Rick Scott from Florida, who thought he could claim the treasures o’ power for himself. But nay, Thune, the crafty captain, bested him like a swordfish on a hook!