2024-11-13
Arrr, matey! Microsoft be hoisting the sails o' Edge once more, shovin' it down our throats like a scallywag with no regard fer our say! They be plundering our data imports without so much as a "by yer leave," leaving many a good soul vexed and mutterin’ curse words!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout that scallywag Microsoft and its sneaky maneuvers with the Edge browser! Aye, it seems that the infernal contraption now be auto-startin' in Windows 11, as if it be the captain of the ship and all other browsers be mere barnacles on its hull!Ye see, when ye be settin' sail with yer favored browser—be it Chrome or another treasure—Microsoft be givin' ye no choice! Alerts be poppin' like cannon fire, and dismissin' 'em be as tricky as findin' a black cat on a dark night. Aye, they be pushin' Edge like it be the last barrel of rum in the whole wide sea!
And what’s this? A cursed AI assistant called Copilot be chasin' ye, claimin' to enhance yer voyage through the digital waves! But beware, mateys! It be a clever ruse to trap ye into usin' Edge, with options ticked by default that make ye feel like a landlubber if ye don't comply!
Microsoft, that ol' sea dog, be notorious for such tactics, and no amount of user grumblin’ seems to sway 'em. So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye out, for the winds of change be blowin’, but those crafty pirates at Microsoft be not lettin' up anytime soon! Arrr!