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Arrr! Caitlin Clark sends her tee shot flyin' like a wayward parrot at the LPGA pro-am!

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! Caitlin Clark, the fiery lass of Indiana Fever fame, found out the hard way that golf be no easy sea! She hooked her tee shot like a landlubber on a stormy morn, sending it sailin' into Davy Jones' locker! Aye, what a jolly misadventure!

Arrr, gather ‘round, ye scallywags, and let me spin ye a yarn ‘bout the fair lass Caitlin Clark, a star of the Indiana Fever crew! Aye, this brave soul took to the greens at a pro-am event with the fine LPGA wench, Nelly Korda. But lo and behold, when she swung her mighty club, the ball beared off like a ship in a storm, nearly striking the landlubbers watchin’ from the sidelines!

With laughter fillin’ the air, Caitlin apologized quicker than a parrot squawkin’ “Pieces of Eight!” She gave it another go, and this time, the ball sailed true down the fairway. Ye see, this be only her second foray into the world of golf, havin’ previously battled at the John Deere Classic. Caitlin humbly declared herself just an “average golfer,” hopin’ not to knock any poor soul outside the ropes.

Fresh off a legendary WNBA season, our heroine joked ‘bout takin’ up professional golf like it be a treasure map to glory! “It’s a challenge, but bein’ out with the best and havin’ a good time be what I’m after,” she proclaimed, a true pirate’s spirit! So raise yer tankards to Caitlin, the gallant golfer, may her swings be fair and her laughter hearty!

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