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Arrr, Angels' cap'n be givin' a $245M buccaneer a hearty warning before the 2025 voyage!

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! Captain Perry Minasian be givin' Anthony Rendon a jolly shout, sayin' the scallywag must swab the deck to claim his spot in the daily battle! Earn yer keep, ye landlubber, or be walkin' the plank! Ha-ha!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the Los Angeles Angels, cursed by their own free agency blunders whilst tryin' to hoist the World Series trophy with the illustrious Mike Trout at the helm!

They be thinkin' they struck gold with Anthony Rendon, the treasure plunderin' infielder who rode the wave of glory with the Nationals in 2019. But alas! Since joinin' the Angels, he’s dived deeper than Davy Jones' locker, havin' played less than a handful of games since 2021. Aye, injury be a cruel mistress, leavin’ the crew in a pickle!

General Manager Perry Minasian, bless his salty soul, be givin' Rendon a right ol' warning! “Ye best get back to swingin’ that bat, matey!” he cries, as the Angels be needin’ a fit and feisty Rendon to keep the ship afloat. With nothin’ but a seventh-round pick standin' behind him, it seems the crew be hopin' he finds his sea legs before the spring training in 2025!

So there ye have it, me mateys—an Angels’ tale of ambition gone awry, filled with laughter and perhaps a tear or two for the lost glory of a once-promisin' season! Yarrr!

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