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Arrr! FBI be catchin' a scallywag spillin' secrets 'bout Israel's sneaky plots against Iran, savvy?

2024-11-13

Avast ye! The Justice crew be sayin' a scallywag named Asif W. Rahman be spillin' the beans 'bout Israel's sneaky plans against Iran. Caught red-handed in Cambodia, he's set to face the judge in Guam, but the lot's hopin' for a swift keelhaul! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery fit fer the high seas! The Justice Department, those landlubber scallywags, be raisin’ the sails on a mighty charge against one Asif W. Rahman! Aye, this scoundrel be accused of spillin’ the beans on the mighty United States’ secret plans regardin’ Israel's battle strategy against the dastardly Iranians!

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