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Arrr! Trump be choosin’ ol' Ratcliffe, the spy master, to steer the ship o’ secrets at the CIA!

2024-11-13

Arrr, John Ratcliffe, matey, be the chosen one to steer the CIA ship under Captain Trump’s second voyage! He be among a band o' scallywags appointed to fill the crew’s ranks. From battlin’ fake collusion to sniffin’ out the FBI’s skallywaggin’, he be ready for a raucous sail!

Avast, mateys! Gather 'round as I spill the beans on a tale of intrigue and treachery upon the high seas of politics! Our trusty John Ratcliffe, who once served as the wise advisor in the art of intelligence for President Trump during his first voyage on the presidential ship, has been hoisted up to the grand position of captain o' the Central Intelligence Agency in Trump's second grand adventure!

This be no small feat, for Ratcliffe be one o' many scallywags appointed to fill the ranks during this new term. Aye, the winds be blowing favorably fer those who dare to navigate the choppy waters of governance!

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