Arrr, Chicago's captain be shoutin' Trump be a scallywag to Black kin, sayin' "The crew's made their voices heard!"
2024-11-13
Arrr, me hearties! Chicago's own scallywag Tyrone Muhammad, once a rascal of the underworld, be settin' sail on "Fox & Friends"! He be chucklin' at Mayor Johnson's talk of Trump bein' a danger to Black families. Aye, it's a right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
Avast ye landlubbers! In the fair city of Chicago, Mayor Brandon Johnson be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' that President-elect Donald Trump be a scallywag threat to Black families, what with his plans for illegal immigration! "Aye," he says, "we'll protect all folks, Black, Brown, and Asian, 'n' keep this city strong, no matter who be sittin' in the White House!"But lo and behold, Tyrone Muhammad, a former gangster turned activist, be not amused! He accuses Johnson of usin' Black families as mere cannon fodder in his dirty dealings. "Why be the mayor handin' out treasure to illegal immigrants while our own kin suffer?" he bellows, gearin' up to toss his hat into the Senate ring against ol' Dick Durbin.
The winds of change be blowin', for Muhammad claims the good people of Chicago want Trump to send those illegal scallywags packin', claimin' they be a hindrance to their way of life. He, too, be supportin' Tom Homan, the new border czar, intent on clearin' the waves of unwanted guests!
As the tale unfolds, Mayor Johnson be vowin' to protect all immigrants, whilst the city council be shootin' down a tax hike that some say be a plan to pay for the migrant mess. Aye, the saga continues in this windy city!