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Arrr, since the scallywags hit Israel, Iran’s been stirring trouble with the Yanks, up 600%, me hearties!

2024-11-13

Arrr, since them ruckus on October 7th, the scallywags o' Iran be rampin' up their mischief 'gainst our U.S. mates! They be thinkin' to sweet-talk Washington into givin' Israel a breather from them pesky Hamas and Hezbollah knaves. Aye, what a tangled web they be weavin'!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the high seas of conflict, where the nefarious crew o’ Iran be lobbing a pirate's bounty o' attacks towards the good ol’ U.S. of A! A report be sayin’ that since the dastardly Hamas raid on Israel on the seventh of October, the scallywags linked to Iran have ramped up their mischief by a staggering 630%! Aye, the seas be a-foamin’ with cannon fire and cyber plunderin’!

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