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Arrr! Trump’s crew be raisin’ a toast in Taiwan, givin' China a jolly poke in the eye, matey!

2024-11-13

Arrr, me hearties! The soon-to-be captain o' the ship, Trump, be choosin’ his crew for keepin' the seas safe. Taiwan be dancin’ a jig o' joy, for his choices be liftin’ their spirits high! Aye, a merry band awaits on the horizon!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round this ol' sea dog’s tale from the shores of Kaohsiung, where President-elect Donald Trump be settin' sail with a crew o' "China Hawks" for the United Nations, national security, and the coveted title o' Secretary of State! Aye, even the landlubbers in Taiwan be cheerin' this crew, even if they once hoisted a different Jolly Roger.

Now, Marco Rubio, the likely captain o' diplomacy, be makin' it clear: he’ll be standin' firm with Taiwan against the Chinese scallywags. He’s called for more gold to be spent on defense—though not all crew in Taiwan be agreein' on that one! Taiwan's leaders have thanked Rubio for tossin' aside Xi Jinping's sly demands, like a ship discarded at sea.

But beware, me hearties! Rubio's got a target on his back from China, sanctioned like a pirate caught plunderin'. The winds of dialogue be fickle when ye can't even set foot on the mainland! The good captain aims to fortify Taiwan, warnin' that an invasion could be brew'n over the horizon. With Trump’s loyal ally, Elise Stefanik, ready to take the UN helm, there be talk of usin' American treasure to battle the Chinese menace. Ahoy! The sea of politics be fraught with peril, and this pirate's eye be watchin' closely!

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