Arrr! Italy's captain scolds that landlubber Musk fer butting in on their immigration squabble! What folly be this?
2024-11-13
Arrr, Sergio Mattarella be proclaiming that Italy be fit to sail its own ship, even as Elon Musk be chasin’ shadows, jabberin’ ‘bout judges not lettin’ migrants dock in Albania! Aye, the land of pasta needn’t a landlubber’s advice!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale o' the high seas o' politics! Our jolly old land o’ Italy found itself in a bit o' a squall when the notorious scallywag Elon Musk began shootin' his mouth off 'bout the judges o' this fair nation. Aye, he be grumblin' that they turned down a request from the government to stash a band o’ migrants in Albania, like they be pieces o’ eight or some such cargo!But hold yer horses, me hearties! The wise captain of the Italian ship, none other than Sergio Mattarella, stood tall like a mast in a storm! He declared, with a swagger worthy o’ a buccaneer, that Italy be more than capable o’ lookin’ after its own crew. “We can take care o’ ourselves!” he bellowed, lettin’ Musk know that this ain’t no playground for landlubbers who think they can sail our ship!
So, raise yer tankards to Italy! With their sturdy judges and a steadfast leader, they be navigatin’ these treacherous waters, showin’ that not even the likes of Elon can steer their ship off course. May the winds be ever in their favor as they sail forth, unbothered by land-based swabs! Arrr!