The Booty Report

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"Arrr! A wee Canadian scallywag be the first to catch the foul feathered flu! Blimey, what a squawking tale!"

2024-11-13

Avast ye! A scallywag teen in British Columbia found himself on the brink o' Davy Jones' locker, stricken by a nasty ailment. The landlubbers in charge be scurrying about, tryin' to uncover how this lad caught the cursed virus! Arrr, the mysteries of the sea be no match for ‘em!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the wild shores of British Columbia, where a wee lad, no more than a sprout, found himself in dire straits, laid up in the hospital, fightin’ a mighty foe known as the disease! Aye, the poor lad was in critical condition, and the ship's surgeons be workin’ like busy bees to untangle the mystery o’ how he caught this wretched virus.

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