"Arrr! John Thune be climbin' the Senate mast, hoistin' his flag high like a parrot on me shoulder!"
2024-11-13
Arrr, matey! The landlubber from South Dakota floundered in his first tussle for the Senate seas, but lo! He returned to vanquish a top dog. Now, he’ll be the captain of the crew himself! Aye, the winds be blowin' in his favor!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to the tale of a landlubber from South Dakota, who first set his sights on the grand Senate but found himself tossed aside like a moldy biscuit! Aye, this scallywag be a Republican who, in his maiden voyage, faced the tempest of defeat, but lo and behold! He charted a course back to the political seas, and with the cunning of a wily sea fox, he toppled a mighty chamber captain!