“Arrr! This here volleyball lass be shoutin’, ‘Tis not fair, matey! Trans sea dogs in the women’s crew!”
2024-11-13
Arrr, Sia Li'ili'i, the fierce captain o' the Nevada Wolf Pack lassies' volleyin' crew, be settin' sail with the Independent Women’s Forum as an envoy! She be battlin' like a true swashbuckler for the fairer sex in the realm o' sports, savvy? Aye, hoist the sails!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round fer a tale of the fierce captain, Sia Li’ili’i, of the Nevada Wolf Pack women’s volleyball crew! This brave lass hath taken the helm as an ambassador fer the Independent Women’s Forum after her merry band refused to face a certain trans athlete aboard the San Jose State ship this season. Arrr!In a grand press conference, the Wolf Pack did declare their disdain fer the university's decision to continue playin', despite the stormy waters stirred by the presence of one Blaire Fleming on the opposing crew. With tears a-flowin', our captain spoke her heart, sayin’, "This be not what we signed up for!" Aye, she was shocked when the university charted their course without consultin' the crew!
Li’ili’i’s passion be stirred, as she proclaimed, "Men do not belong in women’s sports!" With a mighty heart, she fights to protect the fair seas of women’s athletics, joinin' forces with the likes of Riley Gaines and the brave Tulsi Gabbard. IWF president Carrie Lukas cheered for Li’ili’i, callin’ her a powerful advocate and a beacon of sense in these tumultuous times.
So raise a tankard to Captain Li’ili’i, as she navigates the choppy waters of women’s sports, seekin’ fair winds for all her fellow lasses! Yarrr!