Arrr! Tommy Tuberville be singin' praises fer Gaetz, says he be lovin’ the ol' Constitution like a treasure map!
2024-11-13
Avast, mateys! Sen. Tommy Tuberville of the fine state of Alabama be showerin' praises upon Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida, after the mighty Trump be pluckin’ him to be the keeper of the law! A merry jest, indeed, ‘tis a treasure of a choice! Arrr!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The grand ol' Sen. Tommy Tuberville, once a captain of the Auburn gridiron, be singin' the praises of his matey, Rep. Matt Gaetz, after the esteemed President-elect Trump bechoosin' him as the next Attorney General of the land! What a tale, eh?It be said that if ol’ Trump takes the helm again in January, Gaetz, the swashbuckler from Florida, shall steer the Justice Department. Trump himself trumpeted this fine decision on his Truth Social, claimin' Gaetz be a true buccaneer of reform, battlin' the bureaucratic sea with gusto!
Tuberville, in a raucous chattin' on OutKick’s "Hot Mic," declared that Gaetz be a steadfast mate and knows his way 'round the Constitution like a sailor knows the stars. "Blimey," he exclaimed, "Trump's just rocked the boat!"
He warned of dark tides ahead, sayin' the law be not respected by the likes of Merrick Garland, whom he painted as a scallywag breakin' the law like a shipwrecked sailor pilferin' rum. Tuberville warned of the storm brewin' against Republicans and the need for a strong hand at the helm to guard against the brigands of Washington!
Gaetz, full o' bravado, proclaimed it an honor to serve under the banner of Trump! Aye, me hearties, keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a saga unfoldin' before our very eyes!