The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Musk's council o' sea dogs be chartin' a course to make the landlubbers' shipshape ways a tad swifter, savvy?"

2024-11-13

Arrr, mateys! President-elect Trump be sendin’ the gold-laden Elon Musk to chart a course for smoother seas in the U.S. government! With a treasure map to chop $2 trillion from the booty, Musk and the landlubber Ramaswamy be settin’ sail on this wild venture! Avast, let the humor fly!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! The President-elect, a scallywag known as Donald Trump, be callin’ upon none other than the treasure-laden captain o’ Tesla, Elon Musk, to assemble a crew fer streamlinin’ the U.S. government!

Now, this be no ordinary task, fer ol' Musk, the richest buccaneer on the seven seas, be settin’ his sights high, claimin’ he’ll slice a whopping $2 trillion from the federal coffers! Aye, that be a mighty bounty he be chasin’!

Leading this merry band o’ reformers along with Musk be the cunning former Republican challenger, Vivek Ramaswamy. Together, they be plottin' how to make the government as swift as a ship on a brisk wind, though details be as scarce as gold doubloons on a deserted isle!

So hoist the sails and keep yer spyglass at the ready, fer it seems the U.S. government be in fer a rollickin’ ride! Will Musk and his crew succeed in makin' the realm run smoother than a well-oiled cannon? Only time will tell, savvy?

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