Arrr! Squabblin’ GOP scallywags be makin’ a pact to raise the cannonball count to toss the House captain!
2024-11-13
Arrr, matey! Two scallywags from rival House factions have joined forces, decidin' to raise the sails on the motion to vacate the captain's chair! Aye, they be makin' it harder to toss the ol' sea dog overboard! What a merry jest on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the latest scallywag shenanigans among the House Republicans! The crew has struck a deal, aye, to raise the number o' souls required to call for a motion to vacate the captain’s chair from one lone buccaneer to a fearsome band of nine! No more walkin' the plank for the Speaker on the whim of a single rogue!This parley, led by Speaker Mike Johnson and the captains of the Freedom and Main Street Caucuses, hath brought a touch o’ harmony to the ruckus. In exchange for this increase, the Main Street lads agreed to cast aside their notions of punishments for those who stray from the fleet's will. What a merry truce!