Arrr, Chris Cuomo be sayin’ he cast his lot fer his brother, Andrew, but alas, the scallywag be losin’!
2024-11-13
Arrr, me hearties! Chris Cuomo, that scallywag of CNN fame, be scribblin' his brother's name upon the ballot like a drunken sailor! Instead o' choosin' from the fancy landlubbers of the two big fleets, he be settin' sail on a wild, brotherly adventure! Blimey, what a jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Chris Cuomo, a former CNN anchor, who be spillin' the beans on his peculiar vote. Despite his brother Andrew not runnin' fer the grandest ship o' state, Chris claimed he cast his ballot fer him, writin' him in like a true rogue! "He didn’t win, by the way," he chuckled, makin' the whole tale seem more like a jolly jest than a serious affair!In a right lively chat with Patrick Bet-David on his PBD Podcast, ol’ Patrick thought Chris had cast his lot with the Vice President, but lo and behold! Chris held firm to his brotherly loyalty, showin' off a pic on his contraption, which left Patrick gaspin' like a fish outta water! "It might've been illegal that I took a picture," Chris quipped, as if he were hidin' treasure from the Queen’s navy!
Chris, a Democrat like his brother, lamented the choices in the land as bein' below the standard of American leadership, claimin' there be better mateys out there to lead the ship. After all, Andrew had to scram from his captaincy amidst a storm o' scandal, and Chris himself faced the axe from CNN for helpin' his brother weather the rough seas. Aye, what a tangled web these pirates weave!