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Arrr, Spain be gettin' a right thrashin' from storms, just weeks after drownin' in floods! What a jolly mess!

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! On the high seas of Spain, new tempests be causin’ schools to close and ships to be delayed! Just a fortnight past, the watery grave claimed over 220 souls in a flash flood! Blimey, what be next—cannonballs rainin’ from the sky?

Ahoy, me hearties! A tempest brews anew in the fair land of Spain, causin' schools to be shut tighter than a treasure chest and trains to halt as if caught in a net! Just a fortnight past, the fierce waters in Valencia took more than 220 souls to Davy Jones' locker and left naught but wreckage in their wake.

Now, Valencia’s coasts be soundin' the highest alarm, fer the skies be darkenin', threatenin’ to dump seven inches of the wet stuff in but five hours! Cleanup crews be still laborin’ like scallywags tryin’ to find gold in the muck, worryin’ what this fresh deluge might do to streets already choked with mud and debris.

In the southern land of Malaga, streets be lookin' more like rivers, and over three thousand poor souls be movin' from their homes, lest they join the fishes! With schools, stores, and trains bein' shut faster than a clam in a storm, the good folk be in a right pickle. The regional lords have even barred private ships—er, vehicles—till the morrow, recallin' the chaos when the last storm turned the roads into a watery grave.

The weather wizards say this chaos be caused by warm air clashing with the cold, makin’ clouds as fierce as a Kraken! Alas, the seas be changin’, and these droughts and floods be comin’ more frequent, thanks to the cursed climate change. So, keep yer eyes on the horizon, me mateys!

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