Arrr! Biden and Xi be settin’ sail fer a parley in Peru this Saturday, say the landlubber US crew!
2024-11-13
Arrr! This Saturday in the land of Peru, Captain Biden and Captain Xi be settin’ sail for a chinwag about all them spicy troubles o’ the seven seas. Avast! Let’s see if they can patch the sails before the storm brews!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' tales of the high seas of diplomacy! It be said that U.S. President Joe Biden be settin' sail to meet with Chinese Captain Xi Jinping on the morrow, likely ‘tis their last rendezvous afore the winds shift under the looming shadow o’ Donald Trump. The pair be squarin’ off amidst a storm o’ global squabbles at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum in Lima, Peru, a fine locale fer chasin' the Kraken!Rumor has it these two scallywags be discussin’ tensions hotter than a cannonball, what with Taiwan, the South China Sea, and a bounty o’ North Korean mischief on the horizon. And let’s not forget the treacherous waters o’ fentanyl that be sinkin' ships in America’s drug scene.
But hark! Their talks be no easy sailin', as one official whispered like a crow in the night. While they be tryin’ to keep the peace, ol’ Biden and his crew have raised the anchor on tariffs, much to the chagrin o’ the Chinese fleet. And with Trump ready to unleash a storm o’ 60% tariffs upon the seas of trade, it seems these waters be gettin’ riper for a tussle. So, prepare ye cutlasses, fer the battle o’ diplomacy be upon us!