The Booty Report

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Arrr! Israeli scallywags be threatenin’ more cannon fire near Beirut after six of their mateys met Davy Jones!

2024-11-14

Arrr, me hearties! On that fateful Wednesday, the Israeli buccaneers met their doom in droves, makin' it a day more deadly than a cannonball to the belly! Since they set sail for Lebanon to tussle with them Hezbollah scallywags, it be the bloodiest day on the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from yonder shores, where the Israeli lads be fightin' fierce against those rascally Hezbollah scallywags! Just the other day, on a fateful Wednesday, the seas ran red with the tears of fallen sailors, makin' it a day most deadly for the Israeli fleet since they set sail for Lebanon in search of glory and treasure!

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