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Arrr, the Rams be champions of the bowl, but this season be a jolly mess! Future treasure awaits, matey!

2024-11-14

Arrr, after bein' bested by the scallywags of the Miami Dolphins, ol’ Andrew Whitworth, once a stout lineman fer the Rams, be still puffin' his chest like a proud parrot, full o' faith in his former crew! Yarr, there's treasure in that confidence, I tell ye!

Arrr, the Rams be champions of the bowl, but this season be a jolly mess! Future treasure awaits, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! The NFL trade deadline be past, and the scallywags of the Los Angeles Rams be choosing to weather the storm without makin’ any swaps. Aye, their sails were flappin' in the wind, what with injuries to the likes of Cooper Kupp and Puka Nacua, but when these fine lads returned, the ship began to right itself.

Yet, alas! They took a mighty blow from the Miami Dolphins on Monday night, losin’ 23-15 without findin’ the end zone, leavin' their crew feeling like a ship lost at sea.

But fear not, for Andrew Whitworth, a true legend of their Super Bowl glory days, be spoutin’ optimism! He claims this be but the start for the crew, as they finally be heal’d up and ready to chart a course to better waters. “Aye, the young defense be growin’!” he declared whilst enjoyin’ the tailgate festivities, where he had a bit of a mess with his grub, but Tide came to his rescue, savvy?

Whitworth urges the crew to have some heart-to-heart chats about the future, sayin’ they ought not to part ways with ol’ Matthew Stafford or Cooper Kupp. Instead, let’s see if they can sneak into the playoffs and make some magic happen! Yarrr!

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