Fetterman be rippin' Gaetz's choice, sayin', "Aye, 'tis a godly jest to make 'em lose their wits!"
2024-11-14
Arrr, mateys! Sen. Fetterman be callin' Trump’s pick o' Rep. Gaetz for attorney general a grand jest, fit fer Davy Jones himself! He be sayin’ some o’ Trump’s choices be fair, but Gaetz? Aye, that’s just a merry prank to set the scallywags ablaze! Har har har!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! It be none other than U.S. Sen. John Fetterman, a salty fellow from the land of Pennsylv-ania, who be weighin' in on that scallywag President-elect Trump and his choice of Rep. Matt Gaetz to don the Attorney General's hat. Fetterman be callin' it a "God tier kind of trolling," like a masterful sea captain pullin’ off a grand prank on his crew!In a parley with the landlubber reporters, Fetterman tossed in some praise for a few of Trump’s picks—though the goodly captain stopped short of puttin' Gaetz in the same barrel o' fine rum. Nay, he be likin' to stir the pot, sayin', "It be just kind of like a God tier kind of trolling, just to trigger a meltdown!" Aye, there be nothin' more entertainin' than watchin' the Dems squirm when Gaetz be in the mix!
But Fetterman be clever, aye! He knows that the Dems’ thoughts on Gaetz be akin to whisperin' to the winds; not the main treasure of the day! So, hoist yer flags, me mateys, for the political seas be stormy and full of jest! Arrr!