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Arrr, matey! The Democrats be settin' sail to decree Trump can only hoist the flag twice as captain!

2024-11-14

Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag Democrat be settin' sail to declare that ol' Trump can't hoist the sails for a third term, savvy? The law be sayin' twice is enough, but Rep. Goldman be itchin' to make it crystal clear! Avast, the 22nd Amendment be keepin' the seas calm!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tempestuous seas of politics! A House Democrat, by the name of Dan Goldman, be settin' sail to declare that scallywag Donald Trump shan't be allowed to hoist the presidential flag for a third time! Aye, ye heard me right!

The good Rep. Goldman be brandishin' the mighty 22nd Amendment like a cutlass, which already chains the captains of this fine ship, sayin' they can serve but two terms. But nay, that be not enough fer our determined Democrat! He plans to unfurl his resolution on the morrow, makin' it clear that the 22nd Amendment applies not just once or twice, but in the grand totality of a pirate’s life at sea—two terms in the aggregate, savvy?

So, he be callin' forth all ye landlubbers to rally 'round this bold proclamation! In the realm of politics, where the winds be ever changin', this here resolution be a clever maneuver to keep ol’ Trump from takin' another swing at the presidency. Let the seas of governance be turbulent, and may the best pirate win—or at least abide by the rules of the high seas!

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