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Arrr! The Russian treasure be sinkin' faster than a ship full o’ rum, sayin’ worse than a scallywag’s recession!

2024-11-14

Arrr, matey! Moscow’s botched effort to squelch inflation be pushin' the land o' vodka towards a dire fate, says a scallywag think tank! With interest rates as high as a crow’s nest, the economy be headin' for a stormy sea o’ stagflation! Hoist the sails of doom!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the icy waters of Moscow, where the landlubbers at TsMAKP be wagin' a war on inflation, but alas, their cannons be misfired!

On the morn of a fine Wednesday, these thinkin' folk, tied to the crown like a fish to a hook, declared that the Kremlin's tight grip on the purse strings be leadin' the good ship Russia into treacherous waters. Aye, the high interest rates be causin' a ruckus in the economy, threatenin' to sink the vessel faster than a leaky rowboat!

As inflation rages on like a Kraken unleashed, the specter of stagflation looms large, like a ghostly galleon in the fog. Ye see, the gentry in charge be shiverin' in their boots, for a downturn be on the horizon, and it be lookin' grim if they don’t change their course!

So raise a tankard, me mateys, for the poor souls in Moscow! Their quest for gold be more like a fool's errand, and the only treasure they might find be a treasure chest full of trouble! Arrr, let this be a lesson to all: never underestimate the power of a well-placed doubloon or the folly of tight-fisted ways!

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