The Booty Report

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Arrr! After a treasure trove o’ pre-signups, the jolly Infinity Nikki be settin’ sail soon, mateys!

2024-11-14

Arrr, December be takin' its sweet time, like a turtle on a treasure hunt! Me crew be itchin’ fer the jolly season, where grog flows like the bounty o' the sea! Hurry up, ye slowpoke month, lest we set sail to find ye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of impatience to spin! The month of December be fast approachin’, yet I find meself countin’ the sands in the hourglass as if they be doubloons slippin’ through me fingers! Aye, the frost be settlin’ in, and the air be thick with the scent of spiced grog and merry cheer!

But lo and behold, the treacherous seas of November be draggin’ on like a ship caught in a squall! I be yearnin’ for the jolly days of yule, where we celebrate with hearty feasts and rowdy singin’, and where the rum flows like water! December, ye saucy minx, why dost thou tease me so? I be itchin’ to hang me stockings by the sea with care, hopin’ that St. Nick be fillin’ ‘em with treasures aplenty!

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