Arrr, Trump be sayin’ Thune be a fine captain for the Senate ship, ready to sail to glory!
2024-11-14
Arrr, President-elect Trump be raisin' a tankard fer Sen. John Thune, sayin' the matey be fit to helm the Senate like a true captain! "He'll steer the ship splendidly," quoth he, likely with a twinkle in his eye and a parrot squawkin' nearby! Avast, what jolly news!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for news from the high seas of politics! President-elect Donald Trump, that crafty captain of the GOP ship, be sendin’ hearty congratulations to the brave Sen. John Thune from South Dakota, who’s just hoisted the flag to become the new Senate Republican leader! Aye, the Republicans be celebratin’ their triumphant take of the House and Senate in the grand elections of 2024!“Congratulations to Senator John Thune, the newly elected leader of the Senate brigands!” Trump bellowed from his crow’s nest on Truth Social, professin’ Thune to be a swift and sure helmsman for the crew. But let it be known, there were fierce battles 'twixt the likes of Rick Scott and John Cornyn, who were also eyein’ the captain’s chair!
“While me heart be heavy for Scott, I shall rally 'round Thune to see President Trump’s treasure map come to fruition!” he declared, and Cornyn chimed in, ready to set sail on Trump’s agenda with a hearty band of comrades!
With the mighty Mitch McConnell takin' a step back from the helm, Thune’s set to steer the ship into calmer waters. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, as we look forward to a rowdy year of makin’ America great again, navigatin' through the stormy seas of policies and plunderin’ the treasures of success!