Yonder Texas scallywags be charged with sendin' a mate to Davy Jones, hidin' him 'neath rugs, arrr!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Young scallywags Leo Moore and Haley Barber, both but 20 summers old, did set sail on a wild chase through the fair land o’ Garland, after shiverin’ the timbers of their condo-mate! Aye, the law be hot on their heels like a hungry shark!
Arrr, gather round, ye scallywags, for a tale from the wild shores of Texas! A pair of landlubbers, Leo Moore and Haley Barber, both but 20 summers old, be charged with the most dastardly deed—capital murder! Aye, they be accused of turning their matey, Johnny Mac Ross Jr., into a ghost while they were livin’ under his roof!It seems these sorry souls had taken up residence in Ross’s fine condo, but instead of sharing a pint, they decided to stab him in the back—figuratively and literally! They wrapped up the poor fellow in rugs and sheets, as if he were a treasure, and then made off in his prized 2001 Mercedes, leadin’ the law on a merry chase through the bustling streets of Garland!
Neighbors be sayin’ they smelled something foul, like a fish left out in the sun too long, and heard raucous squabbles emanatin’ from the condo. A wise neighbor, Dillan Meadows, recalled fondly his time with Ross, fishin’ and grillin’, before the winds of misfortune blew in these two ruffians.
Now they be sittin’ in the clink, without a single doubloon to their name, whilst the good officers dig deeper into this perplexin’ mystery on the high seas of crime! Arrr, what a tale of treachery and ill tidings!