Arrr, matey! The UN sea dogs be sayin’ time be slippin’ fer Iran’s nuclear treasure! Adjust yer sails!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Rafael Grossi, the captain of the nuclear ship at the U.N., be sayin' that the chance to parley with the scallywags of Iran be closin' up like a clam! Better hoist the flags of diplomacy ‘fore we be walkin’ the plank! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round for a tale of diplomacy and danger on the high seas of international relations! This week, the captain of the nuclear watch, Rafael Grossi, be warnin' that the chance for smooth talkin’ with the scallywags in Iran be shrinkin’ quicker than a ship’s sail in a squall. He be bleedin' urgency from his tongue at the COP29 summit, proclaimin’ that the Iranians must come to their senses ‘fore the tide turns against ‘em!As he be headin’ to Tehran for high-level chats, Grossi be sayin’ the world be growin’ more tense than a ship caught in a storm, and the time to strike a deal be slippin’ away like a slippery fish! He demands more access to their nuclear hideouts, hintin’ at traces of uranium found in places that be less than declared—talk about secret treasure!
The seas be stormy ever since the U.S. scuttled the nuclear agreement back in 2018, and now, Grossi be claimin’ that the agreement be naught but an empty shell. But fear not! Our captain says he’s ready to navigate these treacherous waters, even with the winds of change blowin’ strong under a new Trump administration. Avast, let’s hope they find a way to keep the cannons holstered and the crew at peace!