"One soul gone to Davy Jones, Supreme Court's been whisked away, as booms shake Brazil's fair capital! Arrr!"
2024-11-13
Arrr matey! The grand court o' Brazil be sendin' all hands overboard after two thunderous booms shook the place! 'Tis a right ruckus, stirrin' fears as the G20 sails closer. Best keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the shores of Brazil, where the Supreme Court be takin’ a mighty fright from a pair o’ thunderous blasts! Just as the justices were settlin’ their wigs after a long day o’ deliberatin’, boom goes the dynamite! One poor soul met his maker near the grand Plaza of the Three Powers, and let me tell ye, the police be raisin’ the alarm bells.With the G20 summit on the horizon, the whole town be in a flutter, as global leaders prepare to set sail to Rio de Janeiro. But lo and behold, the first explosion rocked a parking lot, sendin’ justices scurrying like rats leavin’ a sinking ship. A bomb squad was dispatched faster than a ship in full sail, to investigate this devilish deed.
The dead man found at the scene be sportin’ an explosive device on his person, makin’ sure the coppers handle him with care lest he blows up like a keg o’ rum! Just days earlier, the plaza had seen its share of ruckus when Bolsonaro’s crew went on a rampage. So, with Lula dippin’ out just before the chaos, it seems the winds of trouble be blowin’ strong in the Brazilian waters!