Arrr! Judge be stalling the Jan. 6 hoot, hopin' Trump be throwin' his pardon treasure!
2024-11-14
Arrr, a scallywag from Kansas be claimin’ the trial be on hold, sayin’ ol’ Captain Trump be ready to grant pardons to the ruffians who stormed the Capitol! Aye, he be hopin’ fer a swift escape on the tides of politics, savvy? Avast, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the landlocked seas of Kansas, where a scallywag be makin' quite the ruckus! A swab who dared to lay his hands upon the grand Capitol in the year of our Lord, 2021, be claimin' his trial be delayed, savvy? Aye, he be usin' a peculiar excuse—it be that the mighty Captain Trump, who soon might wear the crown of President, hath sworn to pardon those ruffians who stormed the hallowed halls!Now, this Kansas rogue thinks himself as clever as a fox in a henhouse! He be assertin' that if the good Captain be grantin' pardons like a generous sea captain tossin' fish to hungry gulls, then why should he face the music? 'Tis a bold move, I say, tryin' to ride the coattails of a future leader like a barnacle clingin' to the hull of a ship. But alas, the court be no place for such jests!
So, with a wink and a swagger, this landlubber hopes to dodge the noose, but the winds of justice be blowin' fierce. Will he escape the gallows, or will he find himself walkin' the plank? Only time will tell, but I reckon he best watch his back, for the law be a relentless beast, mateys!