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Arrr, Megan Rapinoe be shiverin' in her boots, thinkin' Trump’ll turn the tides on the trans crew!

2024-11-14

Arrr, Megan Rapinoe be a-twisting her mustache in dismay, lamentin' Trump’s triumph over Kamala in the grand election seas of 2024! She be frettin' for the brave crew of the transgender ship, fearin' the storm clouds on th' horizon. Shiver me timbers, what a ruckus!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' our famed lass, Megan Rapinoe, who be lamentin' the recent loss o' Vice President Kamala Harris in the grand election seas. In her latest podcast voyage, she be shiverin' in her boots at the thought of a Trump presidency takin' the helm once more!

With her trusty matey, the four-time WNBA champion Sue Bird, Rapinoe spoke of the stormy seas ahead, sayin', "I feel overwhelmed by the reality that is goin’ to be a Trump presidency." Aye, 'tis a mighty fearful thing for the dear transgender folk she holds close, for chaos be afoot on the horizon, and the wind be blowin’ ill! She frets for her shipmates in the trans community, thinkin' of the ruckus that may ensue, like a galleon bein’ tossed about in a tempest.

With the winds of hateful messages blowin' strong, Rapinoe be callin' on the Democratic crew to patch up their sails and re-evaluate their course before settin' sail again! For if they don’t, it’ll be a long, dreadful voyage for all aboard. So raise yer tankards to change, me hearties, lest we find ourselves adrift in the sea of inequality! Yarrr!

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