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Arrr, can Elon the Musk-man slash a treasure chest o' $2 trillion from the king's purse? Ha, what a jest!

2024-11-14

Ahoy, mateys! Elon Musk, the captain of Tesla and the jolly crew of site X, be talkin’ of savin’ $2 trillion from the king’s coffers by tossin’ out the bilge! Now he’s been made the first mate of a new crew called Government Efficiency—let’s see if he sails those plans into port, arrr!

Arrr, matey! Gather 'round, ye landlubbers and scallywags, for I’ve a tale of the high seas of politics! The captain of Tesla’s mighty ship and the social media vessel X, one Elon Musk, did declare at a grand gathering where the infamous Donald Trump be raisin' the sails in New York City, that he could chop a treasure chest filled with “at least $2 trillion” from the coffers of the US by banishin’ the scourge of “waste”!

Aye, the winds of fortune be blowin’ in Musk’s favor, as he’s been appointed co-captain of a brand-new ship called the Department of Government Efficiency by the fresh-faced leader of the land. With this newfound authority, he be fixin’ to hoist the sails of savings and navigate the treacherous waters of bureaucracy!

In the fiscal year that be stretchin’ from October 2023 to September 2024, the US be chartin’ a course to find treasure amidst the tempest of government spendin’. Will Musk’s ambitious plans lead to bountiful plunder or will they sink like a ship filled with cannonballs? Only time will tell, mateys! So, keep a weather eye on the horizon and prepare for a rollickin' adventure on the seas of economics!

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