Arrr, me hearties! Biden’s crew be stormin' the Polymarket captain’s quarters, after their crystal ball saw Trump’s treasure!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Federal scallywags snatched the gizmos of Captain Shayne Coplan, the Polymarket chief, in a crack o' dawn raid on his Manhattan lair! Just a week after his crystal ball saw Trump’s grand return in 2024! The New York Post be spillin’ the beans on this merry mischief!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a daring escapade in the heart of Manhattan! 'Twas a dark and stormy morn when the fierce federal agents, like a horde of scallywags, burst into the abode of the young captain o’ the high seas of betting, Shayne Coplan, just a lad of 26 summers.This be no ordinary tale, for it follows the thrilling winds that carried Polymarket to fame, havin’ boldly prophesized that old Captain Trump would seize the helm of the ship of state once more in the grand election of 2024. But lo! Just a week after celebratin’ their triumph, the long arm of the law decided to pay a visit, snatchin’ away Coplan’s treasured devices like a thief in the night!
Rumors swirl like a tempest about the reasons for this ruckus—perhaps they be thinkin’ he’s dancin’ too close to the devil’s game of crypto! So, raise a tankard to the capers of our young captain, who finds himself in a pickle, and let us hope he sails clear of this squall, lest he be made to walk the plank into the depths o' legal waters!