Arrr, the RNC be throwin' lawsuits like cannonballs in Penn's woods, while Sen. Bob Casey clings to his treasure chest!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! The RNC be settin’ sail on two new legal skirmishes in Pennsylvania! With state boards decidin’ to hoist the sails on them undated mail ballots, after the high court's decree, the pirates of politics be clashin' once more! Avast, it be a ruckus on the high seas of democracy!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Republican National Committee, who be settin' sail on a tempestuous sea of lawsuits in the fair land of Pennsylvania! With the winds blowin' in their favor, they be contestin' the countin' of undated mail ballots, claimin' they be as illegal as a scallywag on the high seas!The ruckus arose when the Democrat scallywag, Senator Bob Casey, refused to concede to the gallant GOP challenger, Sen.-elect Dave McCormick, after a race tighter than a ship’s net. GOP Captain Whatley be tweetin' that they be fightin' to keep the ballot box fair, lest the Democrats be indulgin' in their mischief again.
The Philadelphia City Commissioners declared that some counties be countin' a handful of wrongly dated ballots, causin' the Republicans to unleash a petition to the Pennsylvania Supreme Court, tryin' to hoist the sails of justice! And lo, the court hath ruled in their favor before, so they be feelin' froggy!
As vote tallies swayed with McCormick leadin' by a mere thread, Casey be holdin' fast, refusin' to let go of his crown. With recounts on the horizon and the stakes higher than a pirate's treasure, the fate of the Senate hangs in the balance! Arrr, it be a most humorous hullabaloo indeed!