Avast, me hearties! Democrats be scallywags, trashin' Tulsi after Trump be givin' her a ship to steer! Arr!
2024-11-14
Arrr, me hearties! Some scallywags in the Democrat crew be takin' aim at ol' Tulsi Gabbard, after President-elect Trump be pointin' her as the Navigator o' National Intelligence. A right ruckus it be, but I reckon they be just jealous of her sea legs! Har har!
Arrr, mateys! It be a grand uproar amongst the Democratic crew after President-elect Donald Trump be choosin’ Tulsi Gabbard for the mighty post of Director of National Intelligence! The fair lass, once a member of the House of Representatives, be now meetin’ the scorn of lawmakers like Rep. Abigail Spanberger, who be claimin’ she’s as unfit as a landlubber in a storm, swabbin’ the decks of conspiracy theories and cozyin’ up to scallywags like Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin.Another brave soul, Rep. Jared Moskowitz, be callin’ the choice "incredibly reckless," warnin’ that a lass with sympathies for foreign foes be puttin’ the whole ship at risk! And what’s more, Rep. Seth Magaziner be suggestin’ that lettin’ Gabbard sail with our national secrets be akin to givin’ a parrot the key to the treasure chest!
Gabbard, who be servin’ in the House from 2013 to 2021 and then backed Biden after droppin’ her presidential bid, now hoists the Republican flag! A soldier for over 21 years, she be championin’ the rights of her fellow veterans, remindin’ all that they be deserve better than a cannonball to the gut! Aye, the seas be rough, but the tales be grand! Arrr!