Arrr, matey! "The View" be sailin' steady, even with Trump hoistin' the pirate flag, says a scallywag from ABC!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be fussin' like scallywags 'bout "The View" not havin' a Trumpie on deck! But a sneaky ABC bilge rat whispers to Fox News, sayin' they ain't changin' their sails. So hoist the flag o' discontent, ye salty sea dogs!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a crew of scallywags known as “The View”, a fair daytime talk show filled with fairer voices all bemoanin’ the grand victory of Captain Trump! Aye, the lassies were all in a tizzy, lamentin’ over the defeat of the lovely Kamala Harris, whom they all backed like a ship’s crew stashin’ their treasure. But fret not, for whispers from the crow's nest be sayin’ they shan’t be changin’ course anytime soon!Despite the clamor for a pro-Trump voice, an insider at ABC be squawkin’ that the claims of a mid-course correction be naught but mermaid tales. Indeed, past members like Meghan McCain and Abby Huntsman were termed “conservative,” yet they never gave a hearty cheer for Trump! McCain herself blasted ABC for not representin’ the voice of conservative ladies, claimin' they’ve tossed ‘em overboard, like a ship’s anchor in a stormy sea!
So, it appears the crew of “The View” be sailin’ into the horizon, steadfast in their anti-Trump sails, whilst the world watches with both amusement and a touch of bewilderment! Will they ever invite a Trump ally aboard? Only time will tell, me mateys, but for now, we’ve got plenty of ruckus to enjoy from this motley crew!