The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Blimey! A wee panda met Davy Jones 'cause of boom-booms! Aye, Scotland's zoo be in a tizzy!"

2024-11-14

Arrr, the magic box o' visions be catchin' young Roxie, just three moons old, all riled up by the din o' the scallywags. But alas, the poor lass shuffled off this mortal coil shortly after, likely thinkin' it be the noisiest pirate ship in the seven seas!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale that be more tragic than a ship lost in a storm! A wee lass named Roxie, no more than three moons old, found herself in a ruckus, her tiny heart racin' like a scallywag chasin' treasure!

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