The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trump’s crew be raisin’ a ruckus, testin’ the Senate scallywags' loyalty like a parrot on a treasure map!

2024-11-14

Arrr, matey! The captain-elect be pickin’ feisty crew members who might not sail through the Senate’s stormy seas! This be stirrin’ up a ruckus ‘bout the powers of the captain and the fine privileges o’ the Senate. A right jolly mess, if ye ask me!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale o’ a president-elect who be settin' sail on a stormy sea o' political treachery! Aye, he be pickin' a crew o' scrappy loyalists, fierce as a pack o' scallywags, but be warned, they may find the Senate’s tides be turnin’ against 'em!

This here choice be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' constitutional questions, aye! The winds be howlin’, callin’ into question the power o’ the executive, and the Senate’s right to chart their own course. It be a right muddle, I tell ye! Will these hearty souls survive the treacherous waters o’ confirmation? Or will they be tossed overboard by the Senate sharks lurkin’ in the depths?

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