Arrr, Riley be blastin' AOC for ditchin' pronouns like a scallywag after championin' them trans sportin' mates!
2024-11-14
Arrr, matey! Former swimmer Riley Gaines be havin' a jolly good laugh at Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, who be swappin' her pronouns for a mere breeze! 'Tis like a ship without sails, I tell ye! Aye, even the fish be smirkin' at this folly!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of a fierce lass named Riley Gaines, who be takin’ a jab at that high-falutin’ congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! It seems AOC’s forgot her own pronouns, "she/her," in her bio, like a pirate forgettin’ where he buried his treasure! Riley be mockin’ her on the social seas of X, castin’ doubt on her virtue-signalin’ ways, sayin’, "They’ll pretend they never embraced the madness!"Well, blow me down! Riley claimed the winds be blowin' in her favor, shoutin’, "We’re winning and it’s glorious!" She fished for more laughs, wonderin’ what the world would call AOC now, without her precious pronouns! But don’t ye be fooled, mateys! This battle rages on, as Ocasio-Cortez continues her quest for trans rights in women’s sports, callin’ opponents “predatory.” Riley, on the other hand, be fightin’ tooth and nail, claimin’ foul play when it comes to the fair lasses in swimmin’ competitions!
As the tides turn, we see even some Democrats settin’ sail away from the stormy waters of trans inclusion, callin’ it out as "transphobic." The seas be treacherous, but this saga ain’t over yet! So hoist the sails and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for the battles of rights and identities be far from finished, savvy?